your friend who always has a knife

hey man if you need to use my knife it's right here.
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when your friend always has a knife and he wants you to use it.
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  1. Gus Johnson

    Gus JohnsonVit më parë

    please subscribe to sven and eddy and please check out all my cool knives on twitter @Gusbuckets

  2. Anna Gregoles

    Anna Gregoles5 muaj më parë

    Dwight Shrute energy

  3. kili manjaro

    kili manjaro6 muaj më parë

    Thats me with my swiss knife

  4. Hank Anderson

    Hank Anderson10 muaj më parë

    Gus Johnson I feel so called out

  5. Sukant Rai

    Sukant Rai11 muaj më parë

    I think I neee a knife.....

  6. Dankbortion Schlonkenstein

    Dankbortion SchlonkensteinVit më parë

    breed them and make sveddy

  7. 13 fasterd

    13 fasterd2 orë më parë

    That friend is me but i have swords and guns

  8. Oldie Wan Kenobi

    Oldie Wan Kenobi6 orë më parë

    It's the guy with a knife that never talks or shows it off that you should be worried about.

  9. Li

    Li7 orë më parë

    For the sandwich, use the back of the the spoon you scoop the speed out with = one less dish to wash.

  10. COONHEAD Voices

    COONHEAD Voices10 orë më parë

    This is actually what I do, but I think I get a pass because I make knives for a living 😂

  11. Moustafa Awad

    Moustafa Awad15 orë më parë

    This is all sticky! I have a knife!!!

  12. Hat Ink

    Hat Ink15 orë më parë

    I felt sad about the Capri Sun.

  13. JustAnotherGrunt

    JustAnotherGruntDitë më parë

    I used to be that guy until my Friends roasted me into oblivion. Now I have a k bar and we’re all cool.

  14. Evgeny Reshetnikov

    Evgeny ReshetnikovDitë më parë

    I am that guy, but I had to stop, because cops nearly got me for carrying.

  15. GiveMeATjPlz

    GiveMeATjPlzDitë më parë

    Welcome to London my friend

  16. bm phil

    bm phil2 ditë më parë

    Why are grown men drinking Capri sun?......

  17. random guy guy random

    random guy guy random2 ditë më parë

    this is Liberal propaganda

  18. Cotton_Door42

    Cotton_Door423 ditë më parë


  19. Louis

    Louis3 ditë më parë

    “it’s a juice package”-Eddy

  20. Stephen Tillman

    Stephen Tillman4 ditë më parë

    The subtitles when he cut the juice. Lmfao. *burning resentment*

  21. Gary Pastorchik

    Gary Pastorchik4 ditë më parë

    But when its mail time, gus can never find a knife.

  22. MeatQuaad

    MeatQuaad4 ditë më parë

    Ah yes, enslaved wantstobecool. I used to be like this in highschool, replace lever ejected blade with a butterfly knife, and constantly flipping it and doing tricks with it.

  23. Hina _

    Hina _4 ditë më parë

    My friend: So like you know how you have a box cutter in your sock at all times... "Just in case"? Me: Yea? My friend:

  24. Matthew Kiefer

    Matthew Kiefer5 ditë më parë

    The premise of this joke radiates urbanite hellscape.

  25. Kevin Eleven

    Kevin Eleven5 ditë më parë

    There's a dark side of youtube... this... this is the good side.

  26. Video Box

    Video Box5 ditë më parë

    It’s a juice package

  27. Philip P.

    Philip P.5 ditë më parë

    That is 100% me.

  28. George Linford

    George Linford5 ditë më parë

    This is actually a serious problem in Britain lmao

  29. Matthew McGuire

    Matthew McGuire5 ditë më parë


  30. Owl Harris

    Owl Harris6 ditë më parë

    Sadly,......... I'm that friend.

  31. Decon Theed

    Decon Theed6 ditë më parë

    0:39 thanks for spiking my anxiety by running ‘n jumping with the damn knife Gus, ya Wild Bugger

  32. 2X French Horn

    2X French Horn6 ditë më parë

    This guys going to be on SNL with this style

  33. Hootowlnumber 1

    Hootowlnumber 16 ditë më parë

    Maybe it's a southern thing, but in Tennessee, most people carry a knife with them everywhere. I have one in my pocket right now.

  34. yare yare daze

    yare yare daze6 ditë më parë

    *Did you mean: Stephen from Danplan (or not anymore)*

  35. TheSlicingSword

    TheSlicingSword7 ditë më parë

    "I guess I cou-" P R E V I E W

  36. señor pepper

    señor pepper7 ditë më parë

    kenn kniff fron konneticuit

  37. müde ¿

    müde ¿7 ditë më parë


  38. Scampi

    Scampi7 ditë më parë

    No one: People in London:

  39. Aiyden Augsburger

    Aiyden Augsburger8 ditë më parë

    "There u go, just save a couple time so" 😂

  40. Mr. Clean

    Mr. Clean9 ditë më parë

    Lol I have a teacher who’s like this all the time

  41. daniel gambicki

    daniel gambicki9 ditë më parë

    Fuck .... Thats me

  42. Rooster Cogburn

    Rooster Cogburn9 ditë më parë

    Yeah... I’m that friend. You’re all welcome.

  43. Kateycake C

    Kateycake C10 ditë më parë


  44. EmissaryOfSmeagol

    EmissaryOfSmeagol10 ditë më parë

    It's nice to use your knife in a nonviolent domestic setting

  45. Laoi Cullen

    Laoi Cullen10 ditë më parë

    We all have that friend... that has a knife

  46. Motoko Chan

    Motoko Chan10 ditë më parë

    Knife are useful. Those guys are pussies.

  47. Adrian Rangel

    Adrian Rangel11 ditë më parë


  48. RiksaBot

    RiksaBot11 ditë më parë

    Thats me

  49. Zlata Petrova

    Zlata Petrova11 ditë më parë

    .....this is me and my friends are scared of me .......👍

  50. CobaltLobo

    CobaltLobo12 ditë më parë

    I'm totally that guy

  51. David Mason

    David Mason12 ditë më parë

    just saved a couple times so..

  52. Saichi Fox

    Saichi Fox12 ditë më parë

    "Everybody knows you run faster with a knife"

  53. Grangeye

    Grangeye13 ditë më parë

    The ending should have been them getting mugged, and they say YO YOU GOT YOU'RE KNIFE? and he says "Nah I left it at home cause you guys keep saying I don't need it"

  54. Doomsound626

    Doomsound62613 ditë më parë

    I carry a knife with me everyday. It never comes out of my pocket until necessary. I'm young(19) so everybody that know I'm carrying a knife thinks that I'm carrying a knife to look cool and shit. It's not even a 'cool' knife, it's a small folder knife.

  55. Alpem_Warrior

    Alpem_Warrior13 ditë më parë

    I feel attacked Nvm guys I have a knife

  56. Holly Venetis

    Holly Venetis14 ditë më parë

    Can I just lay it out there , I am that friend but with scissors.

  57. Mr Meeseeks

    Mr Meeseeks14 ditë më parë

    Hey Apple

  58. Valery Legasov

    Valery Legasov14 ditë më parë

    oh my god that was me when I was 15..

  59. DJKCP

    DJKCP14 ditë më parë

    I'm the knife guy with my friends, lol

  60. Green Lemon • 9 years ago

    Green Lemon • 9 years ago14 ditë më parë

    Why did this video make me so fuckking angry

  61. Demeter Singleton

    Demeter Singleton14 ditë më parë

    Reason for reporting: I am in this video and I do not like it.

  62. DON VAN

    DON VAN15 ditë më parë

    That is me wtf lol

  63. Justin Moore

    Justin Moore15 ditë më parë

    I am serious. If Jeff isn't willing to hand over the keys to China we have a serious problem. We need a stable safe construct that limits casualties.

  64. yo i

    yo i15 ditë më parë

    God as a boyscout this is painful

  65. Ethanos097

    Ethanos09715 ditë më parë

    Eddy: hey Gus, what you got their? Gus: A knife! Sphen: NO!