Ashton Kutcher and Jimmy Have a Cow Milking Contest

Jimmy challenges Ashton Kutcher to put his ranch hand skills from his Netflix series to the test by seeing who can squeeze the most milk from a live cow in 30 seconds.
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Ashton Kutcher and Jimmy Have a Cow Milking Contest


  1. Rafael Cuthbert

    Rafael Cuthbert3 ditë më parë

    Bring Elisha Cuthbert!

  2. Alex Rayne

    Alex Rayne4 ditë më parë

    Omg y’all are babies🤣🤣🤣🤣

  3. J P

    J P10 ditë më parë

    They used cows to have fun with each other? What a pathetic stupid act!

  4. Hayden Atkinson

    Hayden Atkinson12 ditë më parë

    City boys 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

  5. flyhound97

    flyhound9713 ditë më parë

    For all the tits that Ashton's had his hands on over the years I thought he would be better at.

  6. Betty Clark

    Betty Clark16 ditë më parë

    Both hands. Get in there with both hands and get a rhythm going with two teats at the same time. Farm girl 👧🏼. Miss milking 🐄

  7. Guest

    Guest17 ditë më parë

    Once In A Lifetime We See Real Milk In New York😅

  8. Laura Claire

    Laura Claire17 ditë më parë

    Any country kids here and laughing at the two of them.

  9. Carolina Julia Celasso

    Carolina Julia Celasso18 ditë më parë

    The cows have fear for that one of them poop

  10. Anete Ezera

    Anete Ezera20 ditë më parë

    This is soooo disgusting 🤮 and wrong !!!! Raise ur hand if u r still a baby and need a growth fluid from ur mother cow? 🤢 COW’S MILK IS FOR COW’S BABY. HUMAN MILK IS FOR HUMAN BABIES. 🤦‍♀️ end of story

  11. the shire man

    the shire man21 ditë më parë

    jimmy is so over dramatic

  12. Kirkland Gandy

    Kirkland Gandy23 ditë më parë

    And cow shit will gaggamaggott. I know, I dealt with it when I tried to milk ur mom!

  13. Kirkland Gandy

    Kirkland Gandy23 ditë më parë

    Hell he had to milk Demi's wrinklefucked udders. should be easy.

  14. Sophie Jones

    Sophie Jones24 ditë më parë

    Jimmy I love you, but you’re such a baby! A real city dude😂

  15. August Belen

    August Belen25 ditë më parë

    Watch dairy is scary on youtube. These cows have their babies stolen from them repeatedly and once they cant produce more milk after being spent (for about 5 years) , they are sent to slaughter for cheap meat. Cows can naturally live to be about 20 years old. This is pathetic. Jimmy Fallon, DO BETTER. #dairyisscary

  16. wellileft

    wellileft21 ditë më parë

    August Belen #youarenutty

  17. My E'klectic Life

    My E'klectic Life27 ditë më parë

    Omg hahaha 🤣😂👍❤️

  18. Kaitlin Treadway

    Kaitlin Treadway28 ditë më parë

    Hes such a girly girl lol

  19. Danielle Johnson

    Danielle Johnson28 ditë më parë

    When he says Wisconsin I think that 70s show

  20. Melissa Martindale

    Melissa Martindale29 ditë më parë

    Seriously? What a puss, it’s just cow poop.

  21. Doge Hicks

    Doge Hicks29 ditë më parë

    They got Kevin Malone to stay in character wow

  22. Almicar Vargas

    Almicar VargasMuaj më parë

    It's the mustache, you have no idea what this smells like... Me: "umm, Mila's Kunis"?

  23. Avetor UAC

    Avetor UACMuaj më parë

    ppc alleat cow) and scere) who eats whom,? 2:36 ahahaah i think on west t-short for noce) i love milk in chokolate thet why iso smart)

  24. K9 Shepherd

    K9 ShepherdMuaj më parë

    i laughted so hard, i think, my lungs jumed out. Blake Shelton did a great Job, to teach Jimmy how it works

  25. Ashley Alexander

    Ashley AlexanderMuaj më parë

    ugh this is so fucked up, these poor cows were literally raped, had their babies ripped from them and now are in front of an audience having idiots milking them

  26. Adam Joel

    Adam JoelMuaj më parë

    Disappointing jimmy. Don’t do prop comedy with a living breathing animal with feelings. This is sad.

  27. Aquila Hyland

    Aquila HylandMuaj më parë

    I grew up milking goats. They only have two teats, but at my best I could milk 4 goats, get a little more than a gallon of milk, and be done in an hour. Milking gives you awesome hand muscles😊

  28. vikito sumi

    vikito sumiMuaj më parë

    Jimmy Fallon's a fake bitch

  29. Mischel Bigham

    Mischel BighamMuaj më parë

    Jimmy missed a perfect that 70s show joke when Ashton said Wisconsin

  30. Parijat Saha

    Parijat Saha18 ditë më parë

    @Emily Y Ok. I did get that Wisconsin reference! 😅 Thanks!

  31. Emily Y

    Emily Y18 ditë më parë

    That's 70's show was based off of them living in Wisconsin! At the end of the theme song it says "Hello Wisconsin!"

  32. Parijat Saha

    Parijat Saha20 ditë më parë

    Could you please explain the joke please?

  33. hypocritnotme

    hypocritnotmeMuaj më parë

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That was hilarious 😍

  34. Lisa Burton

    Lisa BurtonMuaj më parë

    Quit fucking with animals. It’s not cool.

  35. Lisa Burton

    Lisa BurtonMuaj më parë

    Jimmy has to always win.

  36. ViVi OuiOui

    ViVi OuiOuiMuaj më parë

    Looks like Jimmy is with cows like Kevin is with rabbits :p #allnerves P. S. : Ashton is so sweet to the cow I went moo!

  37. Florencia Salto

    Florencia SaltoMuaj më parë

    It's a shame... They are noble animals, not mercancy, not toys, not products. Poor cows... For things like this it's why I will unfollow you Jimmy, what kind of values are teaching you new generations????

  38. saurav raut

    saurav rautMuaj më parë

    Who is searching for Blake Shelton in comment???? Hit like down below 👇👇

  39. TheAkimarie

    TheAkimarieMuaj më parë

    My favorite part is that Ashton was paying attention to the cow the entire time. When he thought the cow needed space he tried to give her space. When he realized she needed to poop he moved his feet and kept the bit going but still kept his hand on the cow to help ease her nerves. I am always so proud of this fellow Iowan. I also don't know how to milk a cow.

  40. Kate Keseberg

    Kate KesebergMuaj më parë

    When anyone that’s not from the Midwest thinks Iowans automatically know how to milk a cow 😂 this was so funny lol

  41. INquilab

    INquilabMuaj më parë

    When you have to ignore two person out of four in the frame

  42. ABCD12345

    ABCD12345Muaj më parë

    I only see Kelso nothing more than that LOL

  43. lee cowen

    lee cowenMuaj më parë

    That was the wrong teat Ashton.

  44. cian mcdonough

    cian mcdonoughMuaj më parë

    is kelso not from wisconsin dairy cows are from there

  45. Thunder Bolt

    Thunder BoltMuaj më parë

    I got a low key erection from watching this 😬

  46. David Rodriguez

    David RodriguezMuaj më parë

    Bro they should have gotten Sam Elliott to do this too.

  47. James Young

    James YoungMuaj më parë

    Watch dairy is scary

  48. Mercedes Portugal

    Mercedes PortugalMuaj më parë

    How hypocritical is the show, they talk about the importance of animals and then they use them as toys

  49. Thunder Bolt

    Thunder BoltMuaj më parë

    😂😂😂😂😂 feminists are.getting jealose of men toying with cow boobs 😂😂😂😂😂

  50. Audon4150

    Audon4150Muaj më parë

    Animals aren't toys for you to play with.

  51. Sonanki Ghosh

    Sonanki GhoshMuaj më parë

    @David Rodriguez oddly enough, it looks like you're whining and bitching way more than he might have.

  52. Audon4150

    Audon4150Muaj më parë

    @David Rodriguez Oh. I'm sorry. I'll stop standing for what is right if it bothers your ego.

  53. David Rodriguez

    David RodriguezMuaj më parë

    Audon4150 Oh chill you fucking crybaby.

  54. MrsLopez89

    MrsLopez89Muaj më parë

    Jimmy needs to thank Blake Shelton for teaching him how to milk a cow

  55. emily rose anderson

    emily rose andersonMuaj më parë

    Ashton makes everything fun even if the two animals next to him pooped and almost threw up

  56. Razhender Wild

    Razhender WildMuaj më parë

    Jimmy is a punk.

  57. Katie Inasaridze

    Katie InasaridzeMuaj më parë

    Lool my neighbors at my father’s village are doing that ALL the time! Looool🤪😆😁👌🏻👏🏻😜🤪😬🤗♥️🥂🎩’s!!

  58. 1 Million Subscribers Without Any Content

    1 Million Subscribers Without Any ContentMuaj më parë

    Jimmy has learned a lot from Blake

  59. Fabio Gutierrez

    Fabio GutierrezMuaj më parë

    🤗 bonito

  60. Fabio Gutierrez

    Fabio GutierrezMuaj më parë


  61. Noelia Gonzalez

    Noelia GonzalezMuaj më parë

    Jimmy's cow gave more milk.The other cow just had to poop no milk there.Funny guys.

  62. Jonathan Landeros

    Jonathan LanderosMuaj më parë

    2 hot n spicys both with tomato and lettuce, small fries and large coke. Here's for anyone who's hungry.

  63. ATS_

    ATS_Muaj më parë

    I bet Mila Kunis can milk it better 😏

  64. id deegee

    id deegeeMuaj më parë

    The legend says. He's still out there in the building shaking hands and asking for sorry

  65. Caffeinated Nation

    Caffeinated NationMuaj më parë

    I feel bad for the cows 😂

  66. Radical Dame

    Radical DameMuaj më parë

    Jimmy it's just cow shit, calm down lol

  67. zeeshan safdar

    zeeshan safdarMuaj më parë


  68. Emily Burden

    Emily BurdenMuaj më parë

    Did they even teach them how to milk a cow before they started to make sure they didn't hurt the cow??