It is the first day of university

THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461
HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
3.
4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
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Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
With love,
Jenny Cravitz

Komente

  1. Cash’s Vlogs

    Cash’s VlogsDitë më parë

    September 4 is my birthday, but she said it was the worst day of the year...... How dare you Joana

  2. Weird Creep

    Weird Creep3 ditë më parë

    It’s 2020 I hope she’s using that book!

  3. Sienna Magic

    Sienna Magic4 ditë më parë

    I am awful at all of those accept for algebra. That might be the only thing I’ll get a hundred on in math this year lol

  4. mj A

    mj A4 ditë më parë

    My dude I also love Chris Fleming

  5. kawaii kirah

    kawaii kirah5 ditë më parë

    Why does she look like Charlie d'amelio for a second in the thumbnail? Maybe it's just me...

  6. cornellcornell1

    cornellcornell15 ditë më parë

    Why is there always food in her mouth?

  7. Esme Rosales

    Esme Rosales7 ditë më parë

    i recognize that food court 😭

  8. Samantha Herrador

    Samantha Herrador7 ditë më parë

    Yes

  9. rhianna

    rhianna7 ditë më parë

    I'm watching this because tomorrow is my first day of university and i am terrified

  10. wetweineydog

    wetweineydog7 ditë më parë

    take me to harry styles

  11. retno sri danisworo

    retno sri danisworo8 ditë më parë

    I really wish I had a mindset like hers

  12. GachaMeme

    GachaMeme8 ditë më parë

    I found your sanity when I went into my teacher's class she was wondering what it was so I stole it want it back?

  13. azrielic_

    azrielic_8 ditë më parë

    I hear that you have met the 4 devils of the school and never return from THE INCREASING FLAMES OF HELL KNOWN AS EDUCATION WE NEVER NEEDED AT THE ENNNNDDDD *MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*

  14. K Lum

    K Lum9 ditë më parë

    0:15 Olaf

  15. Madisyn Smith

    Madisyn Smith9 ditë më parë

    AHAHAHAHA the sticky note said "i love math" lmao I love this women

  16. Penelope Carnival

    Penelope Carnival9 ditë më parë

    6:00 I Wanted to say something interesting but I have no words LOL

  17. Chloe Vega

    Chloe Vega10 ditë më parë

    I so glad I’m not the only one who thinks back to school shopping is the only the most wonderful activity ever to take part in on our slowly dying planet earth

  18. Maxine Lyncey

    Maxine Lyncey10 ditë më parë

    ey i read percy jackson too

  19. Sahara

    Sahara12 ditë më parë

    Ok but why is the beginning an accurate representation of what goes on in my head all the time? 😂

  20. coffee beans

    coffee beans13 ditë më parë

    we have added features such as: adult

  21. Zzzannie

    Zzzannie13 ditë më parë

    OHMYGOSH GEORGE MICHEAL AMAZING YASSSS

  22. rubz.x

    rubz.x13 ditë më parë

    AA no longer stands for alcohol anonymous......... it now stands for .......... AVOCADOS AND ARITIZA

  23. Keisha Muzadi

    Keisha Muzadi13 ditë më parë

    NOOOO JOANA WHYYY WE COULD OF BEEN BEST FRIENDS I LEFT THE UNIVERSITY YOU'RE GOING TO LAST YEAR FML

  24. María Ibarzábal

    María Ibarzábal14 ditë më parë

    My birthday is on September 4th :(

  25. lauren elizabeth

    lauren elizabeth15 ditë më parë

    okay but i think joana is my idol

  26. Lina Zhou

    Lina Zhou15 ditë më parë

    checkmate frozen 2, she made the Samantha reference first

  27. ACC

    ACC15 ditë më parë

    So u love u so much❤️you make me laugh every time

  28. dolceama sweet

    dolceama sweet15 ditë më parë

    No hate or anything but like....Why do you lowkey look like a gothic Tiffany from Bride of Chucky cosplay,cuz it's gorgeous 🌹😈👰🏼

  29. dolceama sweet

    dolceama sweet15 ditë më parë

    🌃🔪

  30. Leilani Child

    Leilani Child16 ditë më parë

    physics is useless- tbh

  31. natasha parvin

    natasha parvin16 ditë më parë

    0:14 little did joana know she predicted frozen 2

  32. Helen Batista

    Helen Batista16 ditë më parë

    I’m in middle school and my backpack is bigger than hers😂😂

  33. Glitch Exe.

    Glitch Exe.17 ditë më parë

    You're my favorite youtuber!!!!!!

  34. Senpai•Kawaii04

    Senpai•Kawaii0417 ditë më parë

    It’s my birthday :(

  35. Matt Steer

    Matt Steer17 ditë më parë

    I take: Math Advanced, Science, English Advanced, HSIE (history & geo), PDHPE (Health), Philosophy, International studies and Commerce (hopefully can change to VA)

  36. Matt Steer

    Matt Steer17 ditë më parë

    just started year 9 were we had to choose 3 additional subjects from a variety of courses... I ended up having: • Philosophy (great cause there’s literately 5 people talking about ethics) • Int. Studies (the teacher is like *really* handsome and serious eye candy but also very good) • Commerce (LIVING HELL) I have the to change electives but I need to see what is compatible and available (practically nothing)

  37. Alison's Studies

    Alison's Studies18 ditë më parë

    Why I kinda see myself in you that's scary thank you

  38. Sleeping Repurr

    Sleeping Repurr19 ditë më parë

    ngl i was that kid who had a 64 pack of crayons

  39. no no

    no no19 ditë më parë

    OMG THERE WAS AN AD FOR TAKIS WITH JOHN CENA!

  40. A Random Duck On The Internet

    A Random Duck On The Internet19 ditë më parë

    👌

  41. Brenda Christie

    Brenda Christie19 ditë më parë

    i got Kelsey Kreppel vibes from her and thats good

  42. Maybelline August

    Maybelline August20 ditë më parë

    At least you can use the agenda now John Cena !!

  43. Griffin Davis

    Griffin Davis21 ditë më parë

    Nobody: My brain before a test: 0:02

  44. Aurianna Houseman

    Aurianna Houseman22 ditë më parë

    I love this girl. She's too cute

  45. 『ᏖᏝᏝ』ᴚリʄイ

    『ᏖᏝᏝ』ᴚリʄイ23 ditë më parë

    She’s transitioning into an adult... Jaiden animations warned us...

  46. Gacha Milly

    Gacha Milly24 ditë më parë

    I love the food part!

  47. bela the human

    bela the human25 ditë më parë

    Joana looks like Billie Ellish or it's just my eyes

  48. Reese Hayden

    Reese Hayden25 ditë më parë

    “ I was so cool that nobody wanted to be my friend” me too my dude me too

  49. • C o f f e J e s s •

    • C o f f e J e s s •26 ditë më parë

    Im a lot younger than you and weight more than you

  50. zeynep yılmaz

    zeynep yılmaz27 ditë më parë

    Please put turkish subtitle on your videos 💞

  51. Yo it’s Parissa

    Yo it’s Parissa28 ditë më parë

    Hahaha. I asked my dad for Nike Air Force Nike’s 1s.

  52. Kiera

    Kiera28 ditë më parë

    So calm your meatless titties-joanna 2019

  53. Sabrina Haslam

    Sabrina Haslam29 ditë më parë

    those noodles look like grass bahhaaha

  54. BLINKSELENATOR

    BLINKSELENATOR29 ditë më parë

    No one: Joana:CALM DOWN

  55. Autumn Smith

    Autumn Smith29 ditë më parë

    Actually September 4 is not the worst day for me, it’s my bday that day oof

  56. haikat jameel

    haikat jameelMuaj më parë

    Any one else confuse why she’s putting grass in a cup? I dunno why but it reminds of making mud pies Me: 1/2 cup of grass and water Me in 2020: wth was wrong with me

  57. Yasmin I. Alamin

    Yasmin I. AlaminMuaj më parë

    That intro is everything and so relatable

  58. Alexis’s cosplay Corner

    Alexis’s cosplay CornerMuaj më parë

    Joana please adopt me

  59. Milenne Alejandra Caro

    Milenne Alejandra CaroMuaj më parë

    heyyyyyyyyy! Where did the spanish subtitles go?:(((

  60. Hiyori Chan

    Hiyori ChanMuaj më parë

    Man, Joana or anyone else that is on physics college, what are your plans for the future? I plan on going to physics but I don't really know what to do